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  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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marcovicci:

whats up w/ grown men who look at all the evils of the modern world and go “the real enemy is teenage girls, with their duckface and their smartphones and their selfies and their boy bands. they are destroying culture”

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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Title: La vie en Rose Artist: Edith Piaf 13,455 plays

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#audio  

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westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

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uunq:

groupinou:

uunq:

CANADIANS: name every american state

Onbama

yes

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#video  

always apologize but never be sorry

advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via literallygoth)

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#quote  

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

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WOMB THERE IT IS!

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