thisdickvevo:

REBLOG THE OLDEST MEME

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#30 rock  

harrythighles:

I literally have nail painting emoji nails 💅💅💅💅💅

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cutebabe:

iggy azalea - fancy cover (dont laugh please it took a lot of courage to post this)

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#video  #omfg  

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#me  

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?

Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

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#quote  

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

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the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.

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crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

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thirdwardhunty:

OMG

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

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taywad:

I want to feel this good

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#video  #fave  

nejiron:

DIDNEY WORL

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