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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

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waynesworld1992:

caseynovaks:

adam sandler is sexy as hell in hotel Transylvania 

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

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unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

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bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

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ridge:

when partition comes on the radio 

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#video  #omfg  

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

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awwww-cute:

While travelling across Europe, a Romanian host of mine had a cat too beautiful not to share. This is Teemo

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wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

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vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

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